Please Ignore This

A greasy, dusty laptop or phone isn’t just annoying. Greasy gadgets are easier to drop. Blocked air vents can cause tech to overheat, or can wear down the insides. And anything stuck underneath your keys could mean a trip to the Genius Bar, or some risky at-home surgery. But it’s all preventable. For your phone, laptop, whatever you use, here’s how to clean it up quickly, and without voiding your warranty.

Left unsaid is the most important part: poorly maintained tech has been a source of income for me for at least fifteen years. My cats eat every day, you know.

So please don’t read this. And if you do, make sure not to follow any of the suggestions.

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