Update to the Update

Woke up this morning, got the coffee going (Rule: Coffee first, feed cats second. No matter how loudly they protest this. And protest this sequence they do.), and then set about feeding People. FloCat, the young Lord, and then I went to find the Kitten. Nowhere. Shrugging (figuring that he’ll present himself eventually), I go to see about Agent Orange out on the porch. And who do I see? The Kitten wearing his best “Ai can haz noms?” face.

Clearly there’s some sooper sekrit escape route. Sigh. Now I have to crawl around and find it and then block it.

If furry people can get out, other, unwanted furry things can get in. And I really don’t want to have to deal with a PO’d raccoon or possum inside the house. The only method I have to get the critter out would be to shoot it and haul the carcass outside: unless I’m going to eat it (obvious vermin (like rats) notwithstanding), I don’t shoot animals.

One Response to “Update to the Update”

  1. Jeffersonian says:

    The internet needs video of ur kittehs devouring lizards in ur living room.