I’ve finally gotten around to replacing the Cat5e Ethernet cables with Cat6. As well, I got a cable with a right-angled end that lets the cable run along the cabinet, which will hopefully make Deathwalker’s ability to interrupt the feed from the router much more difficult. No, I don’t actually believe that, but he’ll have to try harder.
Then it was time to coil up the old cable:
Me: No, it’s not string, it’s a cable
Him: WHATEVER. AI KILLZ ET 4 U!
Me: It’s already dead
Him: AI IZ TEH EXPERT! AI HALPS AND SAVES U
Me: [sigh] Fine.
Him: LETS GO UV ET!!
Me: Can’t you kill it here?
Him: DO AI TELLS U HOW TO DO HOOMIN STUFF?
Me: Well, yes, actually…
Him: ENUFF UV UR PESKY FACTS. LET GO!
[watches cable disappear down the stairs and around the corner]
several minutes pass….BOING BOING BOING
Him: IZ OK. IZ DED NAO
Me: Thank you
Him: IZ NAWT PROBLEM. AI SAVES U